Irony Of The Road

Another 1,800 miles on my odometer. Only 300 more to go. Over 6,000 on I-95, I-85 and I-65 since Christmas. The road is crowded, but lonely, everyone in their moving cans like tomatoes on the way to the shelf in Wisconsin or Atlanta or St. Louis. This week, I have spend another 35 hours driving a truck, and not a small one, the back loaded with 41 years of my life.

Highway food is heartbreaking, literally. Fat, calories, salt, cholesterol – you can die on the road, and not from an accident.

How truckers stay alive is a mystery to me. Hours of sitting. Your ass becomes part of the vehicle like the steering wheel and the tow/haul switch. They are inseparable. The radio stations alone are like having a musical concussion, just sound with no meaning. A truck stop is no oasis, either. The showers seem like something from prison. The food, more like prison. The entrances and exits from interstates are like gates to the 4-lane prison. We have sang about the “freedom of the road,” but really, is there such a thing? Driving on a schedule is hardly freedom, it is a sentence to be served.

Driving a big vehicle with big mirrors and big wheels and a tall clearance is a wrestling contest of weight, wind, physics, hydraulics and boredom.

At 70 mph, somewhere between Spartanburg and Greenville, in the solitary confinement of the cramped cab, I felt a bit like George Clooney in “Up In The Air.” I’ve also had the planes, trains and automobiles experience. And I’m not going to Bali and Figi and Barbados. My travels take me to Toledo, Cincinnati, Red Level, Opp, Macon, Albuquerque, Fort Deposit, Gaffney, Victorville, Leesburg, Henderson, Franklin, Lafayette, Dinwiddie, Dumfries, Tuskegee, Noonan – if it’s not a vacation spot, I have driven or flown there, dozens of times.

Last Saturday in Georgia, I stopped at a gas station/convenience store. Hanging from the ceiling were dolls for sale. They looked like children, about 3 feet tall. The person who hung them there had done so with small ropes – around their necks. There were close to 20 of them hanging up there above the candy bars and potato chips. They were all black. Sometimes the retail irony of the road is a sad reminder of our past.

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