You like lemonade? You like limeade? Here’s a little test:
Go to Chick-fil-A and get a big cup of lemonade. According to Answers.com, it is “the best drink in the world.” That’s what one commenter said. BzzAgent.com concurs. I have to say, I have seldom tasted better lemonade ever, and I’ve filtered a lot of lemonade through my kidneys over the years. Truth is, I have never tasted better lemonade than this.
Now go to Sonic and order what I consider the best limeade ever squeezed by minimum wager teenagers into a fil-A-similar cup: Sonic’s cherry limeade. This stuff will give you a sex life even if you don’t date. It’s that good.
Disgruntledhousewife.com says “Get the Route 44. You will be begging for more.” This is limeade porn right here. And to complete the metaphor, there are real cherries in it, with the stems for testing your tongue-tying skills.
If you don’t have a Chick-fil-A or Sonic near you, snag one of those cheap AirTran tickets to a city that has both and soak your mouth in these two citrus supermodels, just to know what non-alcoholic perfection tastes like.
Okay, perhaps that sentence came out a little awkward now that I read it again, but even in its sexual overtones, the intent is intact.
These two drinks will make you feel like you’ve been on a little vacation in a Styrofoam cup. Both are good enough to lure right-wing Baptists into a sex toy store. You see a pattern forming here? That’s no accident. These two drinks are eyeball-rolling, breath-taking, mouth-puckering, teeth-gritting, loin-shivering awesome.
Of course, if you disagree, you can comment about your favorite lemonade and limeade below. And don’t puss out and say, “the best is the one I make at home.” I don’t drive thru at your house so give us an option we can all go buy. That’s how my taste-test rolls.
Let’s hear your opinions. And if I get no comments, consider my opinion to be correct.