Category Archives: Humor

The Old Man And The Big C

I have a strange job. I roam around businesses and look for ways to solve problems. In that roaming, now and then, I meet some interesting people. I met one last week at a pharmacy. I was looking around the … Continue reading

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Big River: Welcome To The Circus

Recently it has come to my attention that one of Big River’s fellow tenants called us “circus people.” Granted, this comment was heard by one of our “circus” people while sitting in a restroom stall playing games on an iPhone, … Continue reading

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The Cowpigdeerturducken Thanksgiving Parade Dream

I have strange dreams around holidays. The one about Santa and a family of elf zombies kept me freaked for days. The pumpkins and nuns dream still bothers me on Halloween. My most recent dream fits today’s holiday if you … Continue reading

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Dudeist Priest

Being a Dudeist Priest, with an official license recognized in some states, means I can now perform marriages and funerals and such, not that I have an extreme urge to do either, but if someone is in need of a … Continue reading

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Notes From A 2,500 Mile Drive Across The South

Over the next several posts, I will tell a few tales from a trip Susan and I recently took across Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida and Tennessee – most of the South as I know it. We also … Continue reading

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Time Capsules

I spent last week reading World Book Encyclopedia’s Year Books from 1965 – 1976. Perhaps you are old enough to remember these dusty annuals. It is fascinating to read about events that happened 40-something years ago in language that makes … Continue reading

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BBQ, Rain, Mud, Wrecks and Rednecks (Part 2)

The dirt track hugs wooden bleachers angling up about 25 feet into the damp Shenandoah wind. A man in a camo gimme cap with a belly big enough to have swallowed a small child chugs by wearing a painted-on-tight t-shirt, … Continue reading

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Key West Conversations: Damned Good Liars

It took less than fifteen minutes to realize I had found a place that fit a part of me that I have kept prisoner under the guise of corporate bullshit for 30 years. I was still in the cab when … Continue reading

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The Incredible, Inedible, Exploding Egg

SATURDAY BEFORE EASTER: We had already made a boiling error before we even started dying the Easter eggs. Most smart people know that an egg pulled from a cold fridge will, when dropped into boiling water, fracture and disgorge its … Continue reading

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No Reindeer Were Harmed In the Writing of This Story

South Alabama, between Mobile and Dothan and north of Pensacola, is a rural place filled with deer, rabbits, alligators, foxes, squirrels, bobcats, panthers and even an off-course bear or two. There are no reindeer. Not officially. This fact never stopped … Continue reading

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