Tag Archives: Government

The Meaning Of D.C. Traffic

Saying that Washington, D.C. has a traffic problem is like saying Angelina Jolie has huge lips. It is too obvious to even utter. But if you spend time in it, you begin to realize some patterns that lend prescience to … Continue reading

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Complaining

Complaining is an art. I know. I have been practicing for years. So have a lot of other people. We complain about politics, our jobs, the weather, our marriages, money, food, health, traffic, the economy – we even complain about … Continue reading

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The Holes Of Winter

The snow in Virginia continues. People who live in places like Chicago, Boston and Minneapolis see this yearly, and scoff at our confusion and school closings. But, to bastardize the phrasing of Scotty on Star Trek, Virginia is not built … Continue reading

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Government Cheese

Recently, I have been hearing about government cheese, a code word for federal assistance. I remember real government cheese from 80’s (started by Reagan, of all presidents). The feds bought up excess dairy farmers’ cheese and stored it, finally giving … Continue reading

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Taxes Versus Investments

Back in the middle of April, I was thinking; people hate taxes. They even hate the word tax. It fills them with loathing and feelings of waste and pain. Behavioral scientists have known this for years. Instead of income tax … Continue reading

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The Grand Central Station Restroom Presentation

10 am / Grand Central Station / The men’s restroom A man who bathed six months ago is giving a presentation. The sound of his voice echoes off of the tile and shrinks the eardrums. He talks softly, then yells … Continue reading

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Nothing Succeeds Like Kudzu

If kudzu were a political candidate, it would win the White House. If it were a sports team, nothing could stop it. It is the perfect metaphor for life. James Dickey wrote about it. The Southeast is buried in it. … Continue reading

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That Is So 2007

The difference between 2007 and 2008 can’t be measured in time. The 365 days of ’08 have crushed predictions, bent hopes, ripped plans, dented reputations and cleaned out accounts, cubes and payrolls. No one has been safe this year. The … Continue reading

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What’s Your New Role In The National Story?

The election is over and the pundits have been packed away in colorful Tupperware boxes in the attic at CNN. So what now? With the recent rise of political action figures like Joe The Plumber (license sold seperately), I’ve been … Continue reading

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Economic Bendicators

When economic times get tough, weird things happen. No, seriously, I mean really weird things. True, people eat out less and there are more suicides. Legal troubles and psychological problems go through the roof (call centers dealing with such things … Continue reading

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