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I’ll Take The Double Bug Burger With Curly Crickets

We’re all going to be living on bugs in a few years; you know that, don’t you? Roaches, scorpions, grubs, crickets, worms, crispy, crawly crunchies, they are the answer to the coming food shortage — and that shortage is coming. … Continue reading

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E.T. Phone Home While You Can

I’ve often wondered if supposed aliens come here on vacation or is this just a business trip? Maybe you have seen a UFO. Or maybe you have even been abducted and probed or whatever the bug-eyed beings do when they … Continue reading

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Cheese Grows On Trees?

I have always been a sucker for manufacturing processes and I am virtually hypnotized by watching how stuff is made. It seems there are more and more TV programs that cater to my Jones. Maybe it was started by Unwrapped … Continue reading

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University of Johnny Carson

Every night for an hour and a half I attended the university. I learned the best way to tell a joke and how to get rid of my hard Southern accent (or scrape as much of it off my tongue … Continue reading

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Bizarre Foods

Are you going to eat those fried toenails? He will. Tweet This Post

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“Sausages! Sausages! Saaaaausages! Sausage! Sau-sage!”

I have said this for 20 years (if you have worked with me, you know it already): Every commercial should have a dog, preferably a talking dog. Bud Light knows this truth of advertising. Few branders have put as many … Continue reading

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Dummies

Jeff Dunham and Walter. You’ve seen them, surely. If not, Google them. YouTube them. Click your remote around Comedy Central and a few other channels. Jeff is the straight man, hand firmly up Walter’s keister, moving the dummy’s mouth without … Continue reading

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Glue #4: Glue Tech

Ever since digital video recorders like TiVo came out, people have been prophesying the death of commercials because people can fast forward through them to only watch the show they recorded. But reality proves otherwise. Tweet This Post

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Hallowsweat

Jeff just sent me this website link featuring those old school, cheesy, plastic Halloween costumes like I used to crave as a kid: RetroCrush. These kinds of outfits (as Jeff admitted an affection for as well) smelled like the butt-end … Continue reading

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“Aunt Bee, Can You Pass Me The Corn, Please?”

I can hear the whistling of that familiar opening tune over black and white images of Andy and Opie strolling down a wooded trail to fish in the lake. I have heard that song all of my life. Now I … Continue reading

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Hitler was a Vegetarian and I was Speeding?

Vile human that he was – it’s true: The human butcher of the Third Reich didn’t eat meat. Look it up. Google it. Oddity of history, maybe, but does this make you want to swallow a side of beef, eat … Continue reading

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Rachael and Katie

This has been chewing at me for a while now, so I am going to unload it on you all in hopes that my discussing it will bring some closure and maybe exorcise the conflict I feel about these two … Continue reading

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Dallas

I didn’t shoot J.R., but I was there – wearing a dead man’s suit. It was hot enough to deep fry a 12-pound turkey under my arm when I got out of the limo in front of J.R. Ewing and … Continue reading

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Cavemen

I have been hearing about this for a while; the Geico cavemen (created by the Martin Agency under the creative direction of a wonderful un- caveman named Steve Bassett) may get their own sitcom on ABC. Apparently, Martin Agency writers … Continue reading

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Digital Heroin

Lev Grossman recently wrote about digital addiction in a piece for Time. He described a point on his commute when people on the train all grabbed their PDA’s and cell phones in pathetic unison as they exited the tunnel and … Continue reading

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